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Daily Happenings

with more t and a than a eidos game!

t and a mean tenacity and articles hmm. what did u think we meant?

okay the story of daily happenings.

One day me and coole were thinking of new ways to make neopsx number 1. The idea was to retool the site and to make it more for the playstation gamer. My job was to set up a design. So after making the design i realized that the page was too bare. So i decided to put a little filler. After 25 minutes, Daily Happenings was born. Granted, Its mean, and insulting, but everyone got a kick out of it. What i basically did was just exaggerate some qualties and made themcharacthers who live in daily happenings world.

But what now? What shall happen to Daily Happenings? Well in the new retooling, its going to become a daily rant/letter section. Will these characters from the anonymous post ever appear again? Hmm somewhat. We'll just have to wait until this section becomes offcial

Well since i'm kind of out of steam and with no letters! (hmm what's this? [email protected] ), i leave you with a revise version of the original Daily Happenings.

Derob aka. SNP's anonymous

In a shocker to the whole community, Local Dirty Hentai Zeru is caught playing a homosexual shooter in his bedroom. His mother caught him on the third level of the Japanese shooter Choaniki: Great Brother. " We are just ashamed, we expected him at least to be on the sixth or seventh level. " Zeru’s father and Sushi-X fill-in said during a live press conference. " First FF7 and now this? What happened to the god of gaming we raised?" his mother lamented. His parents ended the conference by stating that after playing the ridiculously hard Syphon Filter and Legend of Legaia, they will force him to watch non-stop Spice to, he he, set him straight.

In international news, GuyverSnake already stressed over the continuing delays in the release of Lunar, flips out after hearing the final retail price. "70 freaking dollars, who the hell do they think I am? Yud ?!?" He later encased the lower half of New Jersey in Sparkling lime green Jell-O, screaming the words "Mwahahahahaha". The evil lawyers of Cooleskimo are attempting to cross the delicious barrier to eat and consume Guy’s brain and wallet. " If he thinks that he won’t be able to afford Lunar now, Mwahahahahaha! Hey you idiots, don’t sue me, I can use that phrase… stop eating me NOOOOOO!" The head lawyer for Cooleskimo stated before getting consumed by the other lawyers. Plans are being set to airdrop Brittany Spears and a early version of FF8 english to force Guyver to change his mind.

In the Day of the Life of a Yud, Yud sat around and did nothing yet again. " I looked out of window for awhile and stared at the wall. Hopefully, tomorrow I might think about pulling the shade up and letting the sun in. It might give a better tan the one I get from the radiation from the screen." Yud then smiled and turned back to screen.

In Entertainment, Zach Zimmerman, a hotshot web page designer received yet another award, Most likely to be a goddamn looser living at home with his parents in ten years. " I can’t wait to put this right next to my biggest herb awards for ’95, ’97, and ’98." Zach has swept most of the nominations in the dork, geek, loser, scrub and herb categories and is a front runner for ugliest virgin of the year. Two nominees have fallen out of the running as Otacon and Michael Jackson both got some. Only Boba Fett and Luigi remain to challenge Zach. "Hey, that kid never even gets any girls to look at him, and Sniper was over, i turned some Barry White on, and i showed her my PSG and turned the vibration up." Otacon said over his dropping out. Offspring has thrown their support behind Zach stating that "Pretty Fly ( for a white guy) " was based on Zach.

Sadly, after years of hidden abuse, its been revealed that Derob has been is a valley girl. On Tuesday morning, he was picked up chilling at the mall with some girls from cali. Family members have suspected such abuse for some time. " After seeing Clueless, he’s been off centered, using their language, their motions." He has been taken to the Wu-Tang complex on Shaolin Island to Devalleyfy him. Rza, top deprogrammer, spoke about Derob’s rehabilitation " We got just to him in time god, he was talking about buy matching outfits"

In sports, Coole upset Darth Maul in a saber match. In one of the fierecest fights ever, Coole, a level 5 Jedi killed Maul a level 7. Using a combination of light, neutral, and dark powers, Coole disarmed Maul, blinded him and Force grip him to little energy. Maul then hit a pocket of lagged and flipped over into Yud's pit to his death. Coole modestly recounted his feat "Ah it was easy, The guy had a terrible connection, I was just on that day." This has lead to a huge hole in the casting of the next movie. George Lucas is attempting to sign the young Jedi to a two-movie contract as the second evil bad guy. The double ended saber was donated to a bunch of disabled jawas."Utinni" thanked the little buggers as master of the force Coole gave it to them in a touching ceremony.

On a lighter note, Socom set a Neo PSX Gamer record when he posted his 500^th stupid forum comment. Socom listed lack of originality and just being a plain old newbie as the success to this milestone. "I was doing really good until half way into march when I made sense. But I got back on track and threw some more inane shit up." The 500^th post was about why the 64 won't ever be able to make a game where Lara Croft's tits would be correctly shaped. 30 minutes later Squall posts an equally stupid reply, increasing his number but still trailing Socom with 245^th inane comments.

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